FROM THE WORLDWIDE REGISTER

Sofa
MINERAL
COMMON · 2 RECORDED WORLDWIDE
"Abandoned at the curb with a handwritten FREE sign, it waits patiently for a new colony of sitters to adopt it."
First recorded by Armen, October 13, 2026.
SPECIMENS ON FILE
2 plates on file. Every one is a player's photograph.
FIELD GUIDE
Wall
Defenses only; token offense. Outlasts, debuffs, frustrates.
HP
65
Attack
24
Defense
68
Sp. Atk
22
Sp. Def
67
Speed
24
STAT TOTAL 270 · COMMON BUDGET 270
| LEVEL | MOVE | TYPE | CLASS | POWER | ACCURACY |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| L1 | Bump | NEUTRAL | physical | 40 | 100% |
| An artless full-body shove. Everyone starts somewhere. | |||||
| L1 | Hard Stare | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A withering look that saps the target's will to fight. · Lowers the foe's Attack | |||||
| L2 | Stone Toss | MINERAL | physical | 50 | 90% |
| A well-chosen rock, well thrown. | |||||
| L3 | Mudslinger | MINERAL | physical | 55 | 95% |
| Flung muck that mires the target's footing. Lowers Speed. · Lowers the foe's Speed | |||||
| L6 | Bat Bash | MINERAL | physical | 65 | 85% |
| A full swing for the fences. Can rattle the target. · 10% flinch chance | |||||
| L10 | Polish | MINERAL | status | · | 100% |
| Buffs the surface to raise the user’s Sp. Def. · Raises the user's Sp. Def | |||||
| L13 | Another Rock | MINERAL | physical | 25 | 80% |
| There is always another rock. · Hits 2-5 times | |||||
| L17 | Body Slam | NEUTRAL | physical | 85 | 100% |
| Full weight, no hesitation. May leave the target paralyzed. · 30% chance to inflict paralysis on the foe | |||||
| L20 | Rust Drip | AQUA | special | 55 | 100% |
| A corrosive trickle that gums up the joints. May lower Speed. · 20% chance to lower the foe's Speed | |||||
| L23 | Deep Breath | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A centering pause that sharpens the mind. Raises Sp. Atk. · Raises the user's Sp. Atk | |||||
| L27 | Iron Man | MINERAL | status | · | 100% |
| Sets itself like cast iron. Defense sharply rises. · Sharply raises the user's Defense | |||||
| L30 | Earthquake | MINERAL | physical | 100 | 100% |
| The ground itself takes a side. | |||||
Every species draws its own learnset from its type. A specimen learns these as it levels.
FIELD MATCHUPS
THE LEDGER
2 NATURALISTS HOLD ONE
First recorded October 13, 2026. Latest October 17, 2026.
Develops per week, the last twelve weeks. The register began keeping records in July 2026.
MORE MINERAL PLATES
Every species in the register began as somebody's photograph. Something out there is still unrecorded.
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