FROM THE WORLDWIDE REGISTER
Self-Checkout Kiosk
COMMON · 1 RECORDED WORLDWIDE
"A tireless sentinel of retail, asking for your PIN while a human hand hovers in existential doubt."
First recorded by Armen, July 15, 2026.
FIELD GUIDE
Wall
Defenses only; token offense. Outlasts, debuffs, frustrates.
STAT TOTAL 270 · COMMON BUDGET 270
| LEVEL | MOVE | TYPE | CLASS | POWER | ACCURACY |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| L1 | Bump | NEUTRAL | physical | 40 | 100% |
| An artless full-body shove. Everyone starts somewhere. | |||||
| L1 | Hard Stare | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A withering look that saps the target's will to fight. · Lowers the foe's Attack | |||||
| L2 | Cold Start | MACHINE | physical | 40 | 100% |
| Lurches into motion before anyone is ready. Always strikes first. · Priority +1 | |||||
| L3 | Static Prick | ELECTRIC | special | 40 | 100% |
| A doorknob’s worth of spite. May paralyze. · 10% chance to inflict paralysis on the foe | |||||
| L4 | Double Slap | NEUTRAL | physical | 15 | 85% |
| A stinging volley of open-handed smacks. · Hits 2-5 times | |||||
| L8 | Tail Whip | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A disarming wag that coaxes the target to drop its guard. · Lowers the foe's Defense | |||||
| L11 | Oil Slick | MACHINE | status | · | 100% |
| A sheen of old crankcase oil. Lowers the foe’s Speed. · Lowers the foe's Speed | |||||
| L15 | Bumper Bash | MACHINE | physical | 70 | 90% |
| A chrome-first shove. May harden the user’s guard. · 10% chance to raise the user's Defense | |||||
| L19 | Lalala | NEUTRAL | status | · | 55% |
| An innocent little tune. Listeners drift off mid-verse. · Inflicts sleep on the foe | |||||
| L23 | Body Slam | NEUTRAL | physical | 85 | 100% |
| Full weight, no hesitation. May leave the target paralyzed. · 30% chance to inflict paralysis on the foe | |||||
| L26 | Singe | FIRE | special | 60 | 100% |
| A quick pass through the flame. May burn. · 10% chance to inflict burn on the foe | |||||
| L30 | Piston Drive | MACHINE | physical | 100 | 85% |
| A full stroke at working pressure. May build the user’s Attack. · 20% chance to raise the user's Attack | |||||
Every species draws its own learnset from its type. A specimen learns these as it levels.
FIELD MATCHUPS
A two-typed creature strikes with both of its types and weighs both when struck, so its ledger runs longer or shorter than most.
THE LEDGER
1 NATURALIST HOLDS ONE
First recorded July 15, 2026. Latest July 15, 2026.
Develops per week, the last twelve weeks. The register began keeping records in July 2026.
MORE ELECTRIC PLATES
Every species in the register began as somebody's photograph. Something out there is still unrecorded.
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