FROM THE WORLDWIDE REGISTER

Paper Towel Dispenser

MACHINE

COMMON · 1 RECORDED WORLDWIDE

"Stands sentinel in public restrooms, mechanically dispensing exactly three inches whether you need it or not."

First recorded by Armen, July 16, 2026.

FIELD GUIDE

Wall
Defenses only; token offense. Outlasts, debuffs, frustrates.

HP 65

Attack 24

Defense 68

Sp. Atk 22

Sp. Def 67

Speed 24

STAT TOTAL 270 · COMMON BUDGET 270

LEARNSET · MOVES BY LEVEL
LEVEL	MOVE	TYPE	CLASS	POWER	ACCURACY
L1	Bump	NEUTRAL	physical	40	100%
An artless full-body shove. Everyone starts somewhere.
L1	Hard Stare	NEUTRAL	status	·	100%
A withering look that saps the target's will to fight. · Lowers the foe's Attack
L2	Cold Start	MACHINE	physical	40	100%
Lurches into motion before anyone is ready. Always strikes first. · Priority +1
L3	Quick Attack	NEUTRAL	physical	40	100%
Strikes before the eye can follow. Almost always moves first. · Priority +1
L5	Tail Whip	NEUTRAL	status	·	100%
A disarming wag that coaxes the target to drop its guard. · Lowers the foe's Defense
L7	Oil Slick	MACHINE	status	·	100%
A sheen of old crankcase oil. Lowers the foe’s Speed. · Lowers the foe's Speed
L9	Bumper Bash	MACHINE	physical	70	90%
A chrome-first shove. May harden the user’s guard. · 10% chance to raise the user's Defense
L11	Tune-Up	MACHINE	status	·	100%
Patched, oiled, and back on the line. Restores half the user’s HP. · Restores 50% of max HP
L12	Body Slam	NEUTRAL	physical	85	100%
Full weight, no hesitation. May leave the target paralyzed. · 30% chance to inflict paralysis on the foe
L14	Iron Claw	MINERAL	physical	50	95%
A metal-hard rake that hones itself on impact. May raise Attack. · 10% chance to raise the user's Attack
L16	Shriek	NEUTRAL	status	·	85%
An ear-splitting note that rattles armor loose. Defense harshly falls. · Lowers sharply the foe's Defense
L18	Reckless Charge	NEUTRAL	physical	90	85%
A headlong crash that hurts the user too. · 25% recoil