FROM THE WORLDWIDE REGISTER

Glute Ham Machine

MACHINE

COMMON · 1 RECORDED WORLDWIDE

"Sits motionless in the gym, waiting for legs and glutes to do their penance."

First recorded by Armen, July 17, 2026.

FIELD GUIDE

Wall
Defenses only; token offense. Outlasts, debuffs, frustrates.

HP 65

Attack 24

Defense 68

Sp. Atk 22

Sp. Def 67

Speed 24

STAT TOTAL 270 · COMMON BUDGET 270

LEARNSET · MOVES BY LEVEL
LEVEL	MOVE	TYPE	CLASS	POWER	ACCURACY
L1	Bump	NEUTRAL	physical	40	100%
An artless full-body shove. Everyone starts somewhere.
L1	Hard Stare	NEUTRAL	status	·	100%
A withering look that saps the target's will to fight. · Lowers the foe's Attack
L2	Cold Start	MACHINE	physical	40	100%
Lurches into motion before anyone is ready. Always strikes first. · Priority +1
L3	Oil Slick	MACHINE	status	·	100%
A sheen of old crankcase oil. Lowers the foe’s Speed. · Lowers the foe's Speed
L14	Bumper Bash	MACHINE	physical	70	90%
A chrome-first shove. May harden the user’s guard. · 10% chance to raise the user's Defense
L19	Lalala	NEUTRAL	status	·	55%
An innocent little tune. Listeners drift off mid-verse. · Inflicts sleep on the foe
L24	Iron Claw	MINERAL	physical	50	95%
A metal-hard rake that hones itself on impact. May raise Attack. · 10% chance to raise the user's Attack
L27	Shriek	NEUTRAL	status	·	85%
An ear-splitting note that rattles armor loose. Defense harshly falls. · Sharply lowers the foe's Defense
L31	Sky Knives	NEUTRAL	status	·	100%
A whirling display of edges. Attack sharply rises. · Sharply raises the user's Attack
L34	Meltdown	MACHINE	special	140	90%
Everything past redline at once. Sp. Atk harshly falls after. · Sharply lowers the user's Sp. Atk
L37	Rush	NEUTRAL	physical	80	100%
Gone and back before the dust settles. Moves first. · Priority +1
L40	Double Cut	NEUTRAL	physical	120	100%
Both edges cut, and one of them is yours. · 33% recoil