FROM THE WORLDWIDE REGISTER

Glute Ham Machine

MACHINE

COMMON · 1 RECORDED WORLDWIDE

"Sits motionless in the gym, waiting for legs and glutes to do their penance."

First recorded by Armen, July 17, 2026.

FIELD GUIDE

Wall
Defenses only; token offense. Outlasts, debuffs, frustrates.

HP 65

Attack 24

Defense 68

Sp. Atk 22

Sp. Def 67

Speed 24

STAT TOTAL 270 · COMMON BUDGET 270

LEARNSET · MOVES BY LEVEL
LEVEL	MOVE	TYPE	CLASS	POWER	ACCURACY
L1	Bump	NEUTRAL	physical	40	100%
An artless full-body shove. Everyone starts somewhere.
L1	Hard Stare	NEUTRAL	status	·	100%
A withering look that saps the target's will to fight. · Lowers the foe's Attack
L2	Cold Start	MACHINE	physical	40	100%
Lurches into motion before anyone is ready. Always strikes first. · Priority +1
L3	Oil Slick	MACHINE	status	·	100%
A sheen of old crankcase oil. Lowers the foe’s Speed. · Lowers the foe's Speed
L14	Bumper Bash	MACHINE	physical	70	90%
A chrome-first shove. May harden the user’s guard. · 10% chance to raise the user's Defense
L19	Lalala	NEUTRAL	status	·	55%
An innocent little tune. Listeners drift off mid-verse. · Inflicts sleep on the foe
L24	Iron Claw	MINERAL	physical	50	95%
A metal-hard rake that hones itself on impact. May raise Attack. · 10% chance to raise the user's Attack
L27	Piston Drive	MACHINE	physical	100	85%
A full stroke at working pressure. May build the user’s Attack. · 20% chance to raise the user's Attack
L31	Flywheel Slam	MACHINE	physical	100	75%
All that stored spin, cashed in at once. May dent the foe’s Defense. · 30% chance to lower the foe's Defense
L34	Runaway Engine	MACHINE	physical	120	100%
No brakes, no regrets. The user is battered by the crash. · 33% recoil
L37	Rush	NEUTRAL	physical	80	100%
Gone and back before the dust settles. Moves first. · Priority +1
L40	Double Cut	NEUTRAL	physical	120	100%
Both edges cut, and one of them is yours. · 33% recoil