FROM THE WORLDWIDE REGISTER
Foosball Table
MACHINE
COMMON · 2 RECORDED WORLDWIDE
"A mechanical soccer arena where tiny plastic players await their next match under office fluorescent lights."
First recorded by MinorDisturbance, August 25, 2026.
SPECIMENS ON FILE
2 plates on file. Every one is a player's photograph.
FIELD GUIDE
All-Rounder
No weakness, no specialty · dependable in any matchup.
HP
52
Attack
46
Defense
43
Sp. Atk
43
Sp. Def
43
Speed
43
STAT TOTAL 270 · COMMON BUDGET 270
| LEVEL | MOVE | TYPE | CLASS | POWER | ACCURACY |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| L1 | Bump | NEUTRAL | physical | 40 | 100% |
| An artless full-body shove. Everyone starts somewhere. | |||||
| L1 | Hard Stare | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A withering look that saps the target's will to fight. · Lowers the foe's Attack | |||||
| L2 | Cold Start | MACHINE | physical | 40 | 100% |
| Lurches into motion before anyone is ready. Always strikes first. · Priority +1 | |||||
| L3 | Tail Whip | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A disarming wag that coaxes the target to drop its guard. · Lowers the foe's Defense | |||||
| L5 | Rivet Gun | MACHINE | special | 25 | 85% |
| A stitch of hot rivets, two to five of them. · Hits 2-5 times | |||||
| L7 | Armor Plating | MACHINE | status | · | 100% |
| Bolts on another layer. Defense sharply rises. · Sharply raises the user's Defense | |||||
| L9 | Howl | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A rising cry that stokes the fighting spirit. Raises Attack. · Raises the user's Attack | |||||
| L11 | Lalala | NEUTRAL | status | · | 55% |
| An innocent little tune. Listeners drift off mid-verse. · Inflicts sleep on the foe | |||||
| L12 | Sawblade Toss | MACHINE | special | 80 | 95% |
| A spinning disc with a bad attitude. May make the target flinch. · 10% flinch chance | |||||
| L14 | Body Slam | NEUTRAL | physical | 85 | 100% |
| Full weight, no hesitation. May leave the target paralyzed. · 30% chance to inflict paralysis on the foe | |||||
| L16 | Iron Claw | MINERAL | physical | 50 | 95% |
| A metal-hard rake that hones itself on impact. May raise Attack. · 10% chance to raise the user's Attack | |||||
| L18 | Reckless Charge | NEUTRAL | physical | 90 | 85% |
| A headlong crash that hurts the user too. · 25% recoil | |||||
Every species draws its own learnset from its type. A specimen learns these as it levels.
FIELD MATCHUPS
THE LEDGER
2 NATURALISTS HOLD ONE
First recorded August 25, 2026. Latest October 12, 2026.
Develops per week, the last twelve weeks. The register began keeping records in July 2026.
MORE MACHINE PLATES
Every species in the register began as somebody's photograph. Something out there is still unrecorded.
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