FROM THE WORLDWIDE REGISTER
Foosball Table
MACHINE
COMMON · 1 RECORDED WORLDWIDE
"A mechanical soccer arena where tiny plastic players await their next match under office fluorescent lights."
First recorded by MinorDisturbance, August 25, 2026.
FIELD GUIDE
All-Rounder
No weakness, no specialty · dependable in any matchup.
HP
52
Attack
46
Defense
43
Sp. Atk
43
Sp. Def
43
Speed
43
STAT TOTAL 270 · COMMON BUDGET 270
| LEVEL | MOVE | TYPE | CLASS | POWER | ACCURACY |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| L1 | Bump | NEUTRAL | physical | 40 | 100% |
| An artless full-body shove. Everyone starts somewhere. | |||||
| L1 | Hard Stare | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A withering look that saps the target's will to fight. · Lowers the foe's Attack | |||||
| L2 | Cold Start | MACHINE | physical | 40 | 100% |
| Lurches into motion before anyone is ready. Always strikes first. · Priority +1 | |||||
| L3 | Tail Whip | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A disarming wag that coaxes the target to drop its guard. · Lowers the foe's Defense | |||||
| L5 | Headbutt | NEUTRAL | physical | 70 | 100% |
| A forehead-first slam that can leave the target reeling. · 30% flinch chance | |||||
| L7 | Armor Plating | MACHINE | status | · | 100% |
| Bolts on another layer. Defense sharply rises. · Raises sharply the user's Defense | |||||
| L9 | Bumper Bash | MACHINE | physical | 70 | 90% |
| A chrome-first shove. May harden the user’s guard. · 10% chance to raise the user's Defense | |||||
| L11 | Tune-Up | MACHINE | status | · | 100% |
| Patched, oiled, and back on the line. Restores half the user’s HP. · Restores 50% of max HP | |||||
| L12 | Body Slam | NEUTRAL | physical | 85 | 100% |
| Full weight, no hesitation. May leave the target paralyzed. · 30% chance to inflict paralysis on the foe | |||||
| L14 | Iron Claw | MINERAL | physical | 50 | 95% |
| A metal-hard rake that hones itself on impact. May raise Attack. · 10% chance to raise the user's Attack | |||||
| L16 | Swift | NEUTRAL | physical | 60 | 100% |
| Darts that curve to follow the target. Never misses. | |||||
| L18 | Deep Breath | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A centering pause that sharpens the mind. Raises Sp. Atk. · Raises the user's Sp. Atk | |||||
Every species draws its own learnset from its type. A specimen learns these as it levels.
FIELD MATCHUPS
THE LEDGER
1 NATURALIST HOLDS ONE
First recorded August 25, 2026. Latest August 25, 2026.
Develops per week, the last twelve weeks. The register began keeping records in July 2026.
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