FROM THE WORLDWIDE REGISTER
Chocolate Cake
MINERAL
COMMON · 3 RECORDED WORLDWIDE
"A rich slab of cocoa studded with caramel, politely lettered in blue and waiting to be devoured."
First recorded by lord headrick the slug, July 16, 2026.
SPECIMENS ON FILE
3 plates on file. Every one is a player's photograph.
FIELD GUIDE
Wall
Defenses only; token offense. Outlasts, debuffs, frustrates.
HP
65
Attack
24
Defense
68
Sp. Atk
22
Sp. Def
67
Speed
24
STAT TOTAL 270 · COMMON BUDGET 270
| LEVEL | MOVE | TYPE | CLASS | POWER | ACCURACY |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| L1 | Bump | NEUTRAL | physical | 40 | 100% |
| An artless full-body shove. Everyone starts somewhere. | |||||
| L1 | Hard Stare | NEUTRAL | status | · | 100% |
| A withering look that saps the target's will to fight. · Lowers the foe's Attack | |||||
| L2 | Stone Toss | MINERAL | physical | 50 | 90% |
| A well-chosen rock, well thrown. | |||||
| L3 | Ruler Smack | MINERAL | physical | 40 | 100% |
| A stinging, precise flick. Always lands. | |||||
| L6 | Headbutt | NEUTRAL | physical | 70 | 100% |
| A forehead-first slam that can leave the target reeling. · 30% flinch chance | |||||
| L10 | Lalala | NEUTRAL | status | · | 55% |
| An innocent little tune. Listeners drift off mid-verse. · Inflicts sleep on the foe | |||||
| L13 | Rust Drip | AQUA | special | 55 | 100% |
| A corrosive trickle that gums up the joints. May lower Speed. · 20% chance to lower the foe's Speed | |||||
| L17 | Grating Scrape | MINERAL | status | · | 100% |
| An awful sound that saps the will to attack. · Lowers the foe's Attack | |||||
| L20 | Scowl | NEUTRAL | status | · | 90% |
| A look so grim the target forgets to hurry. Speed harshly falls. · Lowers sharply the foe's Speed | |||||
| L23 | Shriek | NEUTRAL | status | · | 85% |
| An ear-splitting note that rattles armor loose. Defense harshly falls. · Lowers sharply the foe's Defense | |||||
| L27 | Iron Man | MINERAL | status | · | 100% |
| Sets itself like cast iron. Defense sharply rises. · Raises sharply the user's Defense | |||||
| L30 | Super Kick | NEUTRAL | physical | 120 | 75% |
| One tremendous boot. When it lands, it lands. | |||||
Every species draws its own learnset from its type. A specimen learns these as it levels.
FIELD MATCHUPS
THE LEDGER
2 NATURALISTS HOLD ONE
First recorded July 16, 2026. Latest July 16, 2026.
Develops per week, the last twelve weeks. The register began keeping records in July 2026.
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Every species in the register began as somebody's photograph. Something out there is still unrecorded.
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